Meandering Thoughts #67
Perhaps inquiring minds don't want to know: do vegans swallow during fellatio or cunnilingus? The vegans I've spoken with are vegan for either health benefits and environmental sustainability; in my…
Unlikely Mental Health Cure
Not quite as outrageous as entries seen on engrish.org, but pretty good nevertheless. Imagine its advertising campaign: Depressed? Unexplainable outbursts? Feel your world is spinning out of control? Need something…
“Chicken Are Decent People”
This sign reminded me of a George Carlin riff from his 1996 Back In Town HBO show: Here’s another question I have. How come when it’s us, it’s an abortion,…
When Instructions Required #2
As seen above a urinal at the Zermatt railroad station. These instructions would only be required if, in fact, someone shat in the urinal, right? Disgusting! The necessity of these…
Priority Pacifier?
Or perhaps you get priority if traveling with a pacifier? As seen at the Vilnius airport.
Geeky License Plate
A person after my own heart. Black license plates in Minnesota were only introduced in January, so gotta wonder how s/he got such an obvious plate. Go Geek!
Best. Joke. Ever.
One of Dell's acquisitions was based in Israel, with which my development center was integrating our storage solution. Their technical leaders flew to Minnesota for a week of meetings, typical…
Rules To Swear By
When pregnant with her son, my friend thought she needed to learn to moderate her language - especially her swearing - before her son repeated inappropriate words at inopportune times.…
The Return of Futurama…Yet Again
My daughter gave me this Futurama Planet Express sweatshirt for Father's Day 2022. Besides being fashionable - in a geeky way - it's also extremely soft and comfortable. I wore…
Outside-The-Box School Mascots
A large majority of secondary and post-secondary schools in the United States offer interscholastic athletics for their students, though even those who don't may still find (subversive) ways to participate.…